Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Drum Lessons

Just wanted to let everyone know I am now giving drum lessons, so anyone who is interested should call 707-888-0080 or email All levels welcome.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Perfect Movie

Directed by Zack Snyder with an appropriate level of slo-mo (50-70% of the movie). The main character (Bruce Willis) is having a shitty day; especially when an evil criminal mastermind (Gary Oldman) and his main henchman (Schwarzenegger and Van Damme) reincarnate Nazis as zombies to supplement their already plentiful army of ninja warriors. Even though that life is behind him, he recruits the help of his former partners (Bruce Campbell and Ving Rhames, whose respective specialties are demolitions and demolitions). Someone delivers the line “he’s not so dangerous without his head attached to the rest of em” after a fight breaks out at a nudist all-female massage parlor (Megan Fox, Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba, Eliza Dushku, Marisa Miller, Salma Hayek, Elisha Cuthbert...). Before they are ready they must first learn to get spiritual (Segal cameo) and then finally defeat evil while somehow employing stealth bombers retrofitted with gatling guns. Soundtrack by Still Time.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Ode to a Transmission

For my first blog, I would like to pen an ode to the transmission in our van which recently broke:

O Fickle hand of fate, so rough
Why make this fragile metal beast?
Why not make it of sterner stuff
Like adamantium at least

While driving up 154
My ear attuned to T-Bone's babble
Our van said "pop"
We had to stop
For forward it refused to dabble

Our vaunted steed no longer baller
We needed fixing of our hauler
There was no need to feel blue
Rizzoli would know what to do

His next advice was fairly brief
Our engine must procure the beef
A better tranny was required
Or else our ride would be retired

The new transmission was obtained
Its gears possessed of godly might
And with its saga now explained
It transports us into the night